-Here's a good few from last year's Religion class:
"I asked my mom when I was younger if I could have an ouiji board and she actually said yes!"
"They used to circumcise choir boys. They'd say, 'I like your voice little choir boy. Let's keep it that way, snip snip!'"
"I think God will forgive you if you do something like stub your toe and go, 'Shit, that hurt.'"
-My school had a "snow" day today. I didn't even know there was a storm. It turned out to be an ice storm. Now the trees look really pretty. And driving is really dangerous. But we get a day off out of it.
Though they might push back report cards...again.
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