Chances are, you've heard a teacher say the funniest things while you were in class. It's quotes like that that make class entertaining sometimes, or else break the ice. So here are some I've heard. (This is a part one because, well, there's probably more to come.) For privacy I've refused to use names.
Teacher: (of a sick kid) He looks bad.
Student: I'm going to tell him you said that.
Teacher: No-I meant-he looked-never mind...
"I like to give infractions to freshmen just for fun."
"For now, I'm Mr. (teacher's name) and you're not."
"I did not smack him! I only tapped him!"
"'You're gay'. Haha, very funny. I should show this to my 'boyfriend' when I get home."
"The deepest relationship with God is a heart-to-fart faith. Wait-did I actually say that?"
Teacher: (watching students kiss) That is not right.
[student does not hand in assignment]"Thanks for nothing, (student's name)."
"He actually thought I was going to throw golf balls at him."
"Who said, 'um'?"
"Oh, yeah, I got so mad I killed my girlfriend in revenge. Who do you think I am?!"
"I only found out who Hannah Montana was last week."
[when a login page pops up, so does the username and password] "I just love the security on this computer!"
"How about this: the students strike instead of the teachers. Then everybody would be happy!"
Student: That dictionary is huge!
Teacher: It's the unabridged version. It has everything, including all those "dirty" words.
"I'll ask my professor. Believe it or not, if you think I'm dorky, he's twenty times that!"
"Christmas doesn't start until twelve o'clock!"
"I'll be right back. Don't burn down the classroom or anything."
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